Mr. Neck Tee

Original Price: 24.99
Mr. Neck is an office worker mutant with a grotesque pulsating neck covered in eyes and a tail with it's own mouth to feed. He seems to be perpetually stuck in his cubicle, toiling away at whatever task his drab job entails. But Mr. Neck is not your average office worker; he is a mutant, born with a rare condition that has left him with a cyclops-like eye in the middle of his forehead, and a long, prehensile tail.

While some might see Mr. Neck as a freak or monster, he sees himself as simply different from the rest of humanity. He doesn't view his mutation as a curse, but rather as something that makes him unique. In fact, he quite likes his tail; he often uses it to play practical jokes on his co-workers, much to their chagrin. But despite his difference, or perhaps because of it, Mr. Neck is a good person at heart; he would never dream of harming anyone, even if they did deserve it.

So if you ever find yourself working alongside Mr. Neck in that dreary office cubicle farm, don't be afraid; he may look like something out of Dr. Frankenstein's worst nightmare, but he's really just a big softie (albeit with a very hungry tail).

• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico