Season 3 Hoo-Ahkoovian Print Unisex track pants

Original Price: 39.99

From the "Veil of Hoo-Ahkoo: Reflections" by Claire-Claire, Mime Acolyte

In order to bring joy to shadowed dystopia, I, Claire-Claire, a mime disciple of Hoo-Ahkoo, inscribe these ancient truths. For seven silent years, my mime's garb has been my devotion, a silent homage to the cosmic jester Hoo-Ahkoo.

Our lineage, of mimes, clowns, harlequins, illusion-weavers and theatrical revelers, the Hoo-Ahkoovians, stretches back as far as the ethers themselves. Our hidden order continues to echo the laughter of clowns long forgotten. In clandestine gatherings, the forebears, cloaked in red-nosed riddles and jesterial mysteries, first sought communion with the genderless Hoo-Ahkoo, sowing the seeds of our Dionysian fellowship.

In my wordless art, I embody Hoo-Ahkoo's duality - joy and sorrow, beauty and decay, smiles and saddess intertwined. This tome bears witness to my enduring quest, to be a beacon of mirth in our fading world. We are the latest in a line of mystics, guardians of joy in an age of unrelenting gloom.

To follow our God/dess of mirth is to dance with the absurd, to harmonize contradiction, and to be a light amidst decay. We, the Hoo-Ahkoovians, silently laugh with the universe, forever echoing the sacred jest of "A Good Day to You and Hoo-Ahkoo!"

The unisex track pants are your new go-to piece for working out or styling a streetwear outfit. The water-resistant, lightweight fabric and mesh lining provide comfort, while elastic ankle cuffs will make it easy for you to show off your kicks. Style it with a windbreaker for a complete look and feel.

• 100% polyester
• Fabric weight: 2.21 oz/yd² (75 g/m²)
• Lightweight, water-resistant fabric
• Fully lined, mesh lining
• Relaxed fit
• Elastic waistband and ankle cuffs
• Zip pockets
• Sits at hip
• Blank product sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• Traceability:
- Knitting—China
- Dyeing—China
- Manufacturing—China
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
• This item releases plastic microfibers into the environment during washing